"Sweat Like A Pig"

[drewan]

Where does that come from? Pigs don't sweat. So, does that mean the person is dry?

(A Google search has confirmed that pigs don't sweat. Here is one webpage that tells me so: http://www.kidcyber.com.au/topics/farmpiggies.htm)

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This reminds me of driving home last night. I past a live stock semi-trailer. All these little pig noses were poking out of the air holes. Piglets are so cute. To bad they are destined to be our dinner. Where's the pig "Caesar" who will start talking and lead all the pigs to freedom.

Comments

[spiritquest.livejournal.com]

Odd the paths our minds wander, like a fractal.

So what is you're avoiding?

[drewan.livejournal.com]

Just the usual.

[pteroglyph.livejournal.com]

Paula Poundstone once remarked that she said to her mother that she was sweating after a workout. Her mother said, "Women don't sweat; they glow." To which Paula retorted, "Well, Ma, I'm glowing like a fucking racehorse."

[spiritquest.livejournal.com]

From the fact of life:

Blair: I don't sweat, I glisten.
Jo: Well, you're glistening like a pig!

[spiritquest.livejournal.com]

er Facts of Life,
obviously

damn, I'm sloppy typing today

[drewan.livejournal.com]

Run like you're on fire!

[lollardfish.livejournal.com]

I drink like a fish!

[drewan.livejournal.com]

So you drink a lot of lake water?

[lollardfish.livejournal.com]

I smoke like a chimney, too!

[huladavid.livejournal.com]

I'm guessing it's 'cuz pigs are supposed to spend all day rolling around in the mud & smell bad. Which is a bad rap on the swine, because COWS are really filthy.

I know of which I speak, having been eyeball to sphincter with 'em on occasion.

And with that I will leave you to the mercies of your dear little imaginations...