Six words...

(Thanks to lollardfish for the link)

In honor of Wired's "These 6-word stories," here are my attempts:

sitting bored, I just go on...

Computers come quickly, then stay hard.

Jumping into dark, never to return.

Leaves green one day, then dead.

A lovely Richfield house, available now!

Two rottie sisters, chasing through clouds.

Need more money. Must buy Mac.

Ken stares adoringly. Rick feels unloved.

Slightly used broken heart, no return

Wasting time on LJ. Must work.



Edit: I have thought of more:

Dancing with iPod, manhole ate him.

When covers are yanked, lover freezes.

Gabby wants attention, sits on chest.

Throw frisby again, not tired yet!

Dog willed door open, human obliged.




I can't stop. I just can't:

Spock salutes farewell, Kirk's heart breaks.

Wash survives crash, death by harpoon.

Home feels naked. We'll hang pictures.

Riding dogs is a bad idea.

Please don't feed the man-eating plants.

Portable personal singularity. That idea sucks.

Scars hold me together, breathing shallow.

Passing bus quickly, didn't see kid.

Creative energy sucked away by math.

Missing flying cars sale into uncertainty.

Better feed the baby, or else!

Puréed puppies in a blender, on high.

Hit me again. Please, sir. Please.

You are still reading? Move along.

Not quite stories, lacking crucial elements.

These are not stories, they're headlines.

Steven's stories outshine mine. I'll stop.